The weirdest day of my life!

A hat came past my ear one day.
It almost cut it off.
My pants fell down and went to town
And I ran to the shop.
A Tiger came past and I ran fast
And he went passing by.
I drank some coke.
I almost choked
So I thought that I could fly.
I saw a goose I ate a moose
And I went off to bed.
But in my bed I lost my head and died.

By Malachi!