One day in a Galaxy far, far away...
In the Solar System of Qwertywertyertyopolis
On the Planet of Yodleaehe
In the City of Yippityopilisoanism
(Which means Gelato in Qwertywertyertyopolis language!)
In the City of Yippityopilisoanism
The Yippityopilisoanism Council decided...
It's so sad... sob, sob... Tha... thhhh... thaaaa... that sob, sob...
They were running out of Gelato sob, sob, sob, sob...
But... The Yippityopilioanism Council had a plan Phew!
It included taking over a planet in a Galaxy far, far away...
In a Solar System called the Milky Way...
That Planet was called...
Earth!
Because Earth was the closest Planet that they could survive on and it had...
Gelato!
But it was one Country that had exactly what they wanted...
Called QZealand!
Also only 3 QZealanders called Rob, Ollie and Mal...
Had the recipe to the bestest, tastiest and ... , and ... , and... bestest Gelato ever!
The Yippityopilioanism Council was going to build a Mother ship...
Which would include mutant Gelato eating plants that...
Eats Gelato and pukes it into the Mother Ships Freezer...
The Mother Ship will also include a liquorice dispenser and coffee machine!
One day in Palmerston North a QZealander called Daniel Thomas spotted something bright flying through the sky it said we love Gelato give us some. He ran back to QZealand to tell his Mates Callum, Robert, Mal and Ollie. Callum believed him but Mal, Ollie and Rob did not. Daniel just ignored it. The next day Mal and Rob went to Ollies house to make Gelato from their secret recipe. They were just putting it in the fridge when some liquorice fell down past the window and Mal said "It's raining liquorice! Happy dance! Happy dance! We are doing the Happy dance!" At that moment Ollies Mum said she was going to the shops and Ollies Dad said he was going to be the judge in court and they both walked out the door. Suddenly lights were flashing out side! Rob dashed to the door and yanked it open. A giant yellow and purple polka dotted plant was sitting there. Drool was sliding down its chin, Gelato was all over its face and the plants back teeth bent backwards over the creatures lips. Rob yelled "YIKES!" and slammed the door in fright. He zoomed across the room at the speed of light, suddenly he was in flight. He skidded across the kitchen floor and broke the QZealand book of QZealand records for kitchen skidding (his skid was 1 metre!) Robert yelled so fast and loud all Mal and Ollie heard from him was "ahhhhhhh and ahhhhhhhhhhhhh BIG TEETH! ahhhhhhhh Ruuuuunnnn ahhhhhhhh hide ahhhhhhhhhhh the recipe!" "WHAT" said Mal and Ollie simultaneously. " Speak slower Rob" said Mal. " Thhheeerrrreee iiiisssss aaaaaaa...." "NOT THAT SLOW ROB!" said Ollie. " There is a GIANT pink and yellow polka dotted plant with huge teeth that eats Gelato! So... we need to hide the recipe"
"Haha... WHAT!" Hollered Mal. " How do you know that the thing eats Gelato?" said Ollie.
"Well remember how yesterday Daniel told us about that thing that said we like Gelato give us some." "Nope" "Well he did. It was true! The creature had Gelato round his mouth and they want our recipe! Oh and did I mention it doesn't eat it they puke it into the ship." "And how do you now all this background information?" "I watched this discovery channel documentry about Yippityopilisoanism which is a city in Qwertywertyertyopolis which is a planet in space, Yippityopilisoanism means Gelato in Qwertywertyertyopolis language. The Yippityopilisoanism council ran out of Gelato so they are looking for a planet that has gelato on it. Gasp huh huh huh huh huuuh achachehem sorry about that I ran out of breath! So as I was saying the Yippityopilisoanism council ran out of Gelato so they are looking for a planet that has gelato on it. The Yippityopilisoanism council created mutant plants to eat gelato for them puke it into the Gelato mother ship freezer. So hurry we've wasted enough time already talking hide the recipe!" "You do no that I just heard every thing you just said about us" said a loud booming sound! "I know" said Rob "Wait... who said thh thhhaaaa ahhhhhhhhhh!"Screamed Rob. Rob zoomed faster than before he couldn't stop! Rob went right through the wall screaming! Mal and Ollie's heads turned right round without there necks moving. Ollie sprinted just reaching the speed of sound. Ollie hurdled his dining table, sofa after sofa and chair after chair he ran so fast the soles of his shoes turned to oblivion. Ollie dived out a high louvered window. Mal was left standing there alone with not one, not two but three pink and yellow polka dotted gelato eating plants.
Mal saw the gelato recipe on the bench. Then Mals brain workers began to turn the the "IDEA" cog. Mal picked up a bag of flour
Mal saw the gelato recipe on the bench. Then Mals brain workers began to turn the the "IDEA" cog. Mal picked up a bag of flour
and threw it on one plant. That plant couldn't see. "One down two to go!" he said. He picked up a big frying pan and dropped it on the second plants toe... well root. "sorry my bad!" said Mal. The last one said "I surrender!" in his booming voice. "Maybe we could sort something out a peace treaty possibly." said the last plant who wasn't in agony or unable to see. "deal" said Mal. Mal grabbed a piece of paper and wrote. " This treaty represents a trust of friendship and loyalty. This treaty was put together so that the Yippityopilisoanism residents can live and we QZealanders can keep our recipe. Any out of control behavior like stealing gelato without permission gets sentenced to 5 hours of service to the offender.
Signed: Mal,Ollie and Rob.
Signed: The Yippityopilisoanism residents."
"Thanks, so could we have a copy of your recipe." said the plant. "Yes" said Mal.
"Bye" said the plant. "I have some bandages for you and a vacuum to suck up that flour on your head." the plant said to the other plants. 5 minutes later Mal told Rob and Ollie what he did. All three watched the Mother ship blitz off into outer space.
By: Callum Goacher.
