Monday, November 29, 2010

TC's secret :O**

If you don't like unexpected secrets, CLOSE THIS WEBSITE! If you do like unexpected surprises, continue. It all started with an announcement over the loud speaker.
"All students wanting some Stewbulee, line up on the senior deck now please," said Mrs. Helm.

STAMPEDE..! Everyone ran, pushed, shoved, bit and elbowed to get to the senior deck.
"MOVE!!!" shouted Natalya louder than she was on opposite day, and she shoved me into the heater. I felt a button push under my fingers and I fell through the heater. I landed on my emergency sour cream I always kept in my pocket. I got up and I saw... a robot. An ordinary robot. But it had buttons like; drive, talk, laugh, smile, yell, walk and run.

Now there are only two people in QZealand who can drive: TC and Karina. Karina can't be a robot she's too... well, for my own physical health I choose not to describe Karina until at a safe distance. I know!!! TC is a robot! She liked my black hole story and no human could be as random! (apart from me). I wonder if Karina knows? Nah! But if you are reading this, GET ME OUTTA THE HEATER, I'M LOW ON SOUR CREAM!!!

The day I knew what to write**

One day I knew what to write. I got quite famous. Arguably more famous than when I published my cook book; Stewbulee with extra spit. I'll tell you my story; on the day I knew what to write, I am just doing SDL at my desk and staring at Emma. She has the most unusual habit of writing, frowning, scribbling it out and eating the page. I wonder if paper is good for you? I bet it tastes good with sour cream!

But then it comes to me; I close my Anything Book and get out my red and purple book. This book means more to me than sour cream, and I LOVE sour cream. I open the book and start writing faster than my Nanna talks (hard to beat!) and by the time it was morning tea I had written seventy five chapter books. The next day I became famous. Then I became a millionaire! So we gave half the money to charity and spent the rest on Stewbulee. It was a good life. It was such a bummer when I woke up!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010


Dear PP
My brother ******* flew to Mars today and said
I couldn't come because I have yellow hair. I think this is very unfair because he is so much more immature than me. He also said that I could catch immature disease and that he is immune to it. Oh what can I do? I NEED TO GO TO MARS!!
Yours sincerely, person whose name I don't want mentioned on QZealand times

PP: Well you could tell him that he is yellow and he is as mature as a 2 year old!!

Thursday, November 18, 2010


Dear pp
I have a problem. Well it starts with one person in our class. He keeps sucking the pillows
and it is very unhygienic for people who may accidently touch the pillows. So please help me pp.

A. Tell him that you don't like it or ask TC if she could talk to him.
Hope this helps.

Opposite day**

The End
I woke up on Opposite Day, not having a clue about what was going to happen. It was quite frightening. Let me give you a brief explanation; I am walking on the senior deck and I see Kate.
"Hi Kate!" I yell. She turns to face me.
"Leaving so soon?" she asks
"What?" I say
"Never mind." she says and that's when I notice with a start that she brushed her hair.

I walk into QZealand and my mouth drops open; there are strange coloured liquids and powders everywhere!
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" I jump and turn around to see TC! "I have found a potion which will shrink everyone in Palmerston North!", she says. TC was a mess! her hair stands on end, her face is covered in black ash and she is wearing a lab coat. TC is evil. Weird.

Then comes Karina; she has blonde hair in which there lays a flower tiara. She is wearing a yellow daffodil dress with no make up and she is singing to herself and swaying side to side. Karina is a hippy. "TC" says a deep, booming voice I don't recognise "The toilet's backed up again" I spin around to see Mr McCallum and he is SUPER tall and he isn't wearing a vest. Everyone has changed!! Zia is slow, Aidan hates war, Alana is very talkative, Britt is ugly, Caleb can't play the saxophone, Chaz hates dinosaurs, Handy isn't handy, Emma hates smiggle, Grace is not brilliant, Hadley is normal, Hannah isn't my friend, Harry isn't scary, BOB isn't friends with Egg, Kelly doesn't throw things at me, I don't know what's going on, Linda isn't creative, Lucy Brunn hates cats, Michal hasn't got a Mohawk, Nat is violent, Oliver is short, Sara can't play soccer, Sophie hates Sara, Thomas has no friends, Kennedy is enemys with Caleb, Alan is dumb, Maddy is mean, Lucy can't dance, Mr. Mcnaught quit ballet, Natalya is loud, Egg isn't competitive, Kennedy is bad at drawing, my sister isn't annoying... it's like the whole world has been turned around! Sooooooo... I give Alan a calculater, Zia a running tecnique, Introduce Maddy to Oprah, teach Lucy to dance, help Mr. Mcnaught with his pirouettes, Give something to Natalya to make her seem louder than she actually is, tell Egg that girls are better than boys (fact) and as for Mr. MacCullam, I splash some of TCs' shrinking potion on him to put him back to normal size (1.5) signed Aidan up to the Navy, glued Alanas' mouth shut, sent Britt away to a french makeover salon, played Caleb a saxophone song, sent Chaz to a museum, hit Handy on the head with a hammer, bought Emma some silly bandz, gave grace some sour cream, gave Hadley some sort of blue liquid of TC's, said Happy birthday to Hannah, gave Harry a halloween mask, got Egg to write a letter to BOB, gave Kelly a tennis ball and called her a *****, gave Linda a beados set, got Lucy a stuffed cat, gave Michael some gel, got Nat a therapist, got Oliver some high heels, got Mr. Maccullam to put Sara in his soccer team, also sent Sophie to a therapist, gave Thomas a pumpkin with a vivid face, and gave Kennedy a letter "from Caleb" so everything was back to normal. Except for one thing; Kates' hair!
The Start

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Spelling Teams**

The spelling teams worked hard out to get to the top and the top three are...

The Dictionaries: Zia, Hannah, Libby, Grace
Spellatitions: Alana, Corbin, Nat, Aidan
Spelling Bees: Emma, Maddy, Luce, Spohie

We have been organizing times for cooking and it's only the people in the team who's name I mentioned.
The groups have to plan and cook a Entree, Main and a desert.

I hope the groups enjoy they're cooking and I'll keep you updated of how it went.

Problem Paula

Q. I want classes to challenge in the gumboot because no classes are and we are getting bored and not playing games. Can you help us get a class to challenge us!!!!!


A. Email the class teacher. Say some games and maybe some good times. Well hope this helps.

A. Maybe send some emails to the class and tell them the Gumboot is on the shelf getting mouldy and maybe you could challenge us.

A. Ask students from other classrooms to tell their teachers that they really want the gumboot back and they need to challenge us.

Q. Dear Problem Paula
I always knock the bar over in high jump. People keep on making fun of me and laughing at me cause I can't do high jump. People help me but its really hard to do. I need the high jump to be down the lowest which is really embarrassing. It makes me really angry and it makes me not want to do it any more.

A. Just dont take any notice of them and ask them to stop it.
Well hope this helps.

Grand Great Gumboot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

Our class looks a lot better now that the gumboot's safely back at home in QZealand. We had a great team of five represent us. QZealand blasted LC12 in the balance board challenge when amazingly Maddy and Zia got six minutes and Caleb got just under. Well done also to Luce and Harry who both had great times.


Last Friday we had our speech competition. We all had to prepare and write our own speech. There was a range of different topics. From "Why do people cheat?", to "Is Chess a sport?"
BUT out off 30 kids we had to decide on two people. We came to a deadlock. There were four kids - Libby, Maddy, Luce and Zia. They all presented their speeches again. In the end we had to decide on two people. They were .......... Drum roll please!!!!!!!! Maddy and Zia.

They then went on to the final. They were up against... Philip, Mia(L.C12) Jasmin and Amy(L.C11) Anna and Maddi(L.C10) and of course each other. Everyone presented their VERY good speeches which by the way were all VERY good. BUT there could only be one winner. AND that was...... Jasmin From L.C 10. Second was our very own ....... MADDY!! L.C 13 (as you know). And third was Anna From L.C 10.

So we were all very glad about our second place win! (although we would like to have come first). BUT well done to every one for giving it a go.

My Black Hole**

My Black Hole
The story of my black hole, is SO boring that when I was reading it to the owl in my back yard, it fell asleep in broad daylight!
But I do not ask you to stay awake beacause then I would be setting you an impossible mission. Anyway... here goes. One
morning, I woke up and had my breakfast ( Powdered troll toenails and pony toejam paste on toast) my mother made an announcement: "Today we are going to Neptune" Mum said. My sister looked up from her goblin bogey and beetroot loops,
and said "Neptune?!" in a disgusted voice " I want to go to Jupiter!" Faith screeched "Honey" Mum said "we went to Jupiter yesterday" Faith looked furious "But its my favorite planet out of: Neptune, Mars, Earth, Saturn, The moon, Pluto And the funny planet with no name!" she said and stormed off to her hovercraft playhouse. Mum sighed "Kids are so ungrateful in the elleven billionth century" she said "I like Neptune" I said " I hope we see an alien!" Mum looked at me "Aliens are very rare" she said "don't get your hopes up to much" she said. So I packed my pink sequined space suit and my magenta Rocket ship, and we took off to Neptune two hours later. When we finally arrived, an important looking man stood waiting for us. "Good after noon" he said to Dad "I understand you are Justin Offord?" he asked Dad nodded "I am Important" said the important looking man "We know that but what's your name?" Asked Justice Dad nudged Justice in the ribs and started apoligising to the man. If you haven't fallen asleep yet, so far so good, you're doing better than the owl. Anyway... "Mum" I said "can I go exploring?" Mum looked up at the starry ceiling and back at me "I guess... " said mum so I took off then, I saw it, a rustle of feathers and "pop!" out of a nearby crater out popped a pukekalien. I gasped. "Are you going to make a wish or not?" oh yeah I almost forgot to tell you: all aliens can grant one wish in their whole life, and all of them can talk. Anyway... "Well ?" wheezed the pukekalien "I um.. I... I wish I had a portable mini black hole that I can take anywhere" I said. So the pukekalien reached into the night sky and pulled out a black hole which he gave to me. But just then I fell over a crater and dropped the blacked hole on my leg and it was stuck fast, I couldn't get it off my leg. "Now youv'e done it" Wheezed the pukekalien and jumped back into the crater. I decided to go back with the others as I was walking back to the space ship I heared the important man talking to Justice "My first name is import and my last name is Ant!" he said. From that day I have never gotten the black hole off my leg. If you are still awake you should be in the book of records by now. I hope you enjoyed my story.The End

Update of the Drink Bottle Collector**

An update about the mysterious drink bottle collector:

Luce is getting a bit better at making sure she takes her drink bottles home.
So far this term she has only had five drink bottles at the most!!-(pretty good huh??)
Luce is still getting better but sometimes I wonder...........

Sunday, November 14, 2010



3 Qzealand times journalists are holding a scribble a picture competition. That means that you make a picture by scribbling. It is to be judged by Zia, Maddy and Grace. No entry's will be excepted after the 18Th of November.

Success Criteria:
It's got to have voice.
It has to be inviting to the eye.
There must be a picture.
The picture should be easy to see.
It must be bold, bright and beautiful.
You HAVE to enjoy it.

So get scribbling and get your entry in.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Cutest Pet Photo Winners. **

1st Place: Maddy. (Entry above)

2nd Place: Alan. (Entry above)
3rd Place: Thomas. (Entry above)

Well done you three